Red State Style!

Family Values 85

2007-07-12T13:46:00.000-07:00

Respect for the family: a Red State tradition since the dawn of time.

A True Man of God 10

2007-07-12T11:18:00.000-07:00

This is how to settle the knotty question of who is a true Christian and who merely Satan in disguise.

Family Values 84

2007-07-12T09:56:00.001-07:00

How will we ever bring The Homosexuals to Jesus if we do not try to save them?

Driver's Ed

2007-07-07T19:44:00.001-07:00

Little nippers grow up quick in these parts.

Family Values 83/Now That's An Educator! 5

2007-07-01T21:21:00.001-07:00

Because if our wise men are not willing to teach the youth, then how will they learn?

Thank God for the Second Amendment! 22

2007-06-27T23:30:00.000-07:00

For if we cannot protect our children, what good are we?

Now that's a lawman!! 19

2007-06-19T18:43:00.000-07:00

Or, more properly, a law-executing man.

A stranger is just a friend you haven't met

2007-06-07T07:45:00.000-07:00

Red States: where friends old and new find each other!

Now that's a lawman!! 18/The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 16

2007-06-06T20:04:00.000-07:00

The Thin Blue Line between us and the savages.

Now That's a Healer! 3

2007-05-19T11:43:00.000-07:00

Promoting a Culture of Life, 24 x 7 x 365.

The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 15/Thank God for the Second Amendment! 21

2007-05-18T13:39:00.000-07:00

Wouldn't we be a safer and more polite society if everyone was armed?

Family Values 82/Mmm, tasty! 15

2007-05-18T12:31:00.000-07:00

Babies raised in a family headed by a man married to a woman as God intended are the most precious of His creatures.

Good Sport 3

2007-05-14T13:18:00.000-07:00

Where most coaches would have been content taking the team to Hooters for h'ors d'oeuvres, this Red State coach had a better motivational idea!

Family Values 80

2007-05-12T11:23:00.000-07:00

It is only fair that the family breadwinner have some peace and order in the part of the house he uses to perform the useful labor that puts food on the table for his family.

Party on! 10

2007-04-27T11:50:00.000-07:00

Let the children share in the festivities!

Family Values 79

2007-03-22T09:24:00.000-07:00

Can you imagine what would have happened had this youngster been imprisoned in a palace of sin and degradation by a nuclear family consisting of two so-called "married" so-called "gay" so-called men?

Now that's an educator! 4/Party on! 9

2007-03-15T09:51:00.000-07:00

Although a student's primary job is to study, there's nothing wrong with having a little fun to reward a study job well done.

Family Values 78

2007-03-02T09:02:00.001-08:00

The secret to raising healthy, God-fearing children? Get them involved in the family's creative activities!

Family Values 77

2007-03-02T09:02:00.000-08:00

The secret to raising healthy, God-fearing children? Get them involved in the family's creative activities!

Deep Science/The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 14

2007-02-16T11:55:00.000-08:00

God does not believe in the Scientific Method--or any of that other secular humanist stuff.

P.S. The authoritative source (based on the eternal and irreovcable truths contained in the Holy Bible) is here.

True Love Knows No Season

2007-02-05T10:27:00.000-08:00

The Red State man loves and respects his Red State woman.

Good Sport 2

2007-01-26T23:09:00.000-08:00

This is why we Red Staters love sports: because they instill the values closest and dearest to our hearts.

Family Values 76

2007-01-13T11:45:00.000-08:00

See what happens when the nuclear family headed by one man and one woman as God intended is missing the most critical component of all--one man???

Mmm, tasty! 14

2006-12-23T14:36:00.001-08:00

Bless the beasts and children.

A True Man Of God 9

2006-12-12T13:21:00.000-08:00

But one who obviously eats too much soy.

The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 13/Thank God for the Second Amendment! 20

2006-12-11T23:48:00.000-08:00

Just what the Second Amendment says: The People Can Own Any Damn Kind Of Gun They Want To.

Family Values 75/Mmm, tasty 13!

2006-12-08T10:00:00.000-08:00

If only more parents had confidence in their God!

Song and Dance

2006-12-02T12:06:00.000-08:00

It ain't no sin
To laugh or grin
That's why darkies were born.

- "Underneath the Harlem Moon", Mack Gordon/Harry Revel

Now that's a lawman!! 17

2006-11-04T10:41:00.000-08:00

Unlike those mollycoddling Blue States, who love the criminals more than the victims, we Red Staters believe that if you do the crime, you do the time.

A True Man of God 8

2006-11-02T16:18:00.000-08:00

As Jesus told His people: love your neighbors, even those who will roast on a spit for all eternity.

Now that's a lawman!! 16

2006-11-02T10:39:00.000-08:00

Giving back to the community...that's what Red State law enforcement is all about!

Honor Students

2006-10-19T18:11:00.000-07:00

Undone again by the perfidy of Eve's descendents!!!

Family Values 74/Thank God for the Second Amendment 19

2006-10-17T13:14:00.000-07:00

Even churchgoers need personal protection, which only firearms can provide.

Family Values 73

2006-10-12T14:24:00.000-07:00

What's a mother to do??? Besides providing her offspring with the protection of a family headed by one man and one woman as God intended?

Family Values 72/Thank God for the Second Amendment! 18

2006-10-02T10:19:00.000-07:00

Remember: responsible use of firearms will keep our families headed by one man and one woman as God intended safe from outlaws.

Family Values 71

2006-09-25T16:31:00.000-07:00

The family God intended is one in which the children are parented by one mother and one father. Any questions? (Via The Stranger.)

Family Values 70

2006-09-06T22:08:00.000-07:00

Further proof, as if any were needed to those outside the Great Homosexual Conspiracy, why a child needs to be part of a nuclear family created by one man and one woman according to God's plan in order to thrive.

Now that's a patriot! 1

2006-09-06T22:06:00.000-07:00

Always putting the safety of America first.

Family Values 69

2006-09-05T14:08:00.000-07:00

Almighty God, in His infinite wisdom, likes His servants young.

Family Values 68

2006-08-23T14:35:00.000-07:00

Of course the family is valuable! Every baby is a blessing! Why can't you Blue Staters get that through your thick, selfish heads?

Now that's a lawman! 15

2006-08-18T15:56:00.000-07:00

It is always wise to balance stern justice with a little humor.

Multiculturalism

2006-08-14T13:21:00.000-07:00

What, he'd rather have been called "Gunga Din"?

Family Values 67

2006-08-10T23:31:00.000-07:00

It sure can be a cold, cold world without your family.

Now That's a Healer! 2

2006-07-27T15:22:00.000-07:00

Our Red State physicians are joyful members of the Culture of Life.

Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood? 1

2006-07-27T15:17:00.000-07:00

The people that you meet each day? Why, just humble working people like you and me!

Family Values 66/Enterpreneurs 11

2006-07-07T11:55:00.000-07:00

Take note, Godless Blue State heathens: family isn't the most important thing, it's the only thing.

Family Values 65

2006-06-02T13:46:00.000-07:00

Godly parents raise Godly children. Isn't that what God wants? (Pointed by Majikthise.)

Family Values 64

2006-06-02T13:40:00.000-07:00

Sadly, California (being the hotbed of anti-God, anti-American sentiment it is) is not yet a Red State. But San Diego County, at least, is one of those places the Lord has blessed with a reverent, prosperous population who understand the importance of perserving marriage defined as the union of one man and one woman, just as God intended.

Now that's a lawman! 14

2006-06-02T11:41:00.000-07:00

Citizens in Red States respect our police and are always willing to help them in their difficult jobs.

Family Values 63

2006-06-02T08:53:00.001-07:00

Further proof that the family issuing from the loins of one woman, seeded by one man, is the perfect unit according to God's plan.

Family Values 62

2006-06-02T08:53:00.000-07:00

Further proof that the family issuing from the loins of one woman, seeded by one man, is the perfect unit according to God's plan.

Family Values 61

2006-05-27T10:36:00.000-07:00

I know this is a perfect example of the Culture of Life that Reverend Jeb is taking such great pains to create.

Love Red State Style

2006-05-26T14:12:00.000-07:00

I'll tell you what separates couples in Red States from those Godless homosexual couples in Babylon By the Bay and Sodom By the Sound: values.

Thank God for the Second Amendment! 18

2006-05-21T11:11:00.000-07:00

In Red States, a man can feel safe in the knowledge that he is able to defend himself--even in God's house.

Good Sport

2006-05-19T13:40:00.000-07:00

Proof of the Red State truth: athletics build strong bodies and strong minds.

Family Values 60

2006-05-15T19:40:00.000-07:00

A man, a woman, a baby child, and love--this is the family God surely intended! (Thanks to Slog.)

Tourist Attractions

2006-05-13T10:50:00.000-07:00

But I'll bet they don't have Gay Days for this one!

Thank God for the Second Amendment! 17

2006-05-08T23:04:00.000-07:00

Firearms keep Americans free from tyranny.

A True Man of God 7

2006-05-08T12:30:00.000-07:00

Blazing with the fire of the Holy Spirit.

Insults to Great Leader

2006-05-05T13:38:00.000-07:00

...will not be tolerated. At least by this principal, who stands up for the values that make America the freest nation on Earth!

Thank God for the Second Amendment! 16

2006-05-05T11:13:00.000-07:00

You think we Red Staters like snitches any better than anyone else? What ever happened to freedom of choice, anyway?

Thank God for the Second Amendment! 15

2006-05-04T09:45:00.000-07:00

Our sacred right to carry firearms ensures that domestic disputes will be resolved.

Love for All God's Creatures

2006-04-28T19:04:00.000-07:00

Two-legged and four-legged. And if this keeps people from becoming perverted homosexuals, so much the better.

The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 12/Immigration Reform

2006-04-28T11:31:00.000-07:00

They'll know we are Christians by our love.

Protecting the Youth

2006-04-20T16:11:00.000-07:00

Red State authorities will not tolerate abuse of our precious young children in any way, shape, or form. (Found in Slog.)

Jewelry For Jesus

2006-04-20T12:21:00.000-07:00

No reason righteous Red State men and women need shun the adornments that symbolize God's love for them. (Courtesy of Atrios.)

Family Values 59/Be Fruitful and Multiply 2

2006-04-20T12:14:00.000-07:00

Thank G_d--leave those pig worshippers to the Blue States! (From Shakespeare's Sister, by way of Atrios)

Now That's Responsiveness to Constituents!

2006-04-20T10:05:00.000-07:00

"I think you're an asshole."

- Rep. Jo Ann Murray (R-MO), responding to a letter from a voter in her
district

(from Taegan Goddard's Political Wire)

Now That's a Healer!

2006-04-20T09:52:00.000-07:00

Brother Dan reminds us: Red State physicians promote a culture of life, hygiene, and good health.

Now That's An Educator! 3/The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 11

2006-04-18T19:06:00.000-07:00

Educational leadership for our children's young and impressionable minds.

A Culture Of Personal Responsibility

2006-04-17T23:35:00.000-07:00

Except if it's not, like, your fault, you don't think. Sucks to be you, dude!

Mmm, tasty! 12

2006-04-17T13:11:00.000-07:00

Don't it just get your mouth to waterin'?

Good Neighbors

2006-04-15T12:57:00.000-07:00

Why let the gosh dang Government control your lives when you have good people you can trust living right next door?

Red State Science

2006-04-14T13:45:00.000-07:00

We learn from experience, not some pointy-headed book.

A True Man of God 6

2006-04-14T13:26:00.000-07:00

What part of "spirituality" don't you Blue State heathens get???

Family Values 58/Hot For Teacher 2

2006-04-14T08:31:00.000-07:00

This is what children learn from Red State teachers instead of all that multiculturalism crap.

Feeling Safer? 2

2006-04-13T11:58:00.000-07:00

We will track down and remove terrorists who threaten our travelers, no matter where, no matter how old.

Be Fruitful And Multiply

2006-04-12T11:48:00.000-07:00

Babies--can't never get enough of them!

Family Values 57/Thank God for the Second Amendment! 14

2006-04-05T04:02:00.000-07:00

Let that evil music influence the name of your hometown paper, pretty soon all your values start going down the toilet.

Family Values 56/Feeling Safer?

2006-04-04T20:29:00.000-07:00

We must track terrorists using every tool at our disposal--even the Internet!

http://www.comcast.net/news/index.jsp?cat=GENERAL&fn=/2006/04/04/361098.html

Fun & Games

2006-04-01T09:27:00.000-08:00

Let's play "Doctor"! Oh, wait, I don't have a license.

A True Man of God 5

2006-03-31T17:09:00.000-08:00

Apparently he thought the world of the movie.

Thank God for the Second Amendment 13

2006-03-23T10:27:00.000-08:00

An armed society is normally a polite society, so someone must have mouthed off.

A Culture of Life

2006-03-23T10:23:00.000-08:00

We Red Staters don't need the government's help when our fellow citizens give so freely to help those less fortunate. (Thanks again to Brother Dan for this moment of inspiration.)

Thank God for the Second Amendment 12

2006-03-22T14:23:00.000-08:00

If a man cannot protect his home and his castle, what good is freedom?

Family Values 55

2006-03-22T10:05:00.000-08:00

There are so many ways a family can share life experiences that strengthen the bond anchored by the marriage of one man and one woman. (Thanks to Brother Dan on this one.)

Now that's a lawman!! 13/The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright 10

2006-03-13T15:02:00.000-08:00

Mmm...carne asada!

Dude!

2006-03-10T18:01:00.000-08:00

Undermining what again?

Insults to Great Leader

2006-03-10T16:19:00.000-08:00

Who would dare to question Great Leader and His commitment to democracy and freedom? Such a brute should be fired immediately, if not imprisoned and tortured!

Now that's a lawman!! 12

2006-03-04T12:24:00.000-08:00

Here's one way Red States differ from Blue States: respect for the law.

Enterpreneurs! 10

2006-02-21T18:12:00.000-08:00

The free-enterprise system rewards those whose boldness of vision are inspirational beacons to us all.

Love Thy Neighbor

2006-02-21T10:56:00.000-08:00

And that goes for Thy Roommate, too.

Spare the Rod

2006-02-18T19:12:00.000-08:00

Discipline with a firm but loving hand is what our children need.

Update 5/5/06: Now the liberal news media are getting into the act! Maybe they'd rather authorities asked for a "time out" or some other wimpy punishment?

Now that's a lawman!! 11

2006-02-18T19:10:00.000-08:00

Selflessly working to keep our children free from the bad influences of sex peddlers in our communities!

Party on! 8

2006-02-13T23:04:00.000-08:00

Red State parents love sports because coaches instill the values parents hold most dear.

Family Values 54

2006-02-09T17:31:00.000-08:00

Because in a family blessed by the marriage of one man and one woman, keeping the family members together should be the highest priority.

Now that's a criminal!! 3

2006-02-06T15:28:00.000-08:00

They just keep getting smarter and smarter.

Family Values 53

2006-01-27T22:09:00.000-08:00

Remember: in Red States, the Culture of Life rules our thoughts, words, and deeds. Amen!

Enterpreneurs! 9

2006-01-24T19:13:00.000-08:00

Doing well by doing good, the American Way!

Law "n' Order

2006-01-21T23:42:00.000-08:00

Red States' respect for authority encompasses those brave men and women in uniform who keep us safe from criminals and other African Americans and Mexicans.